"You're making me choose?!" He sounds shocked and disappointed. "But what if I wanted both?" He slowly licks his tongue across his lips as he asks that. Wanting to draw attention to the lips that could be on Jacob instead of talking right now.

"But, alright. Beer for my mouth and a pint in my ass." He tilts his head in curiosity. "Although, what happens if I do spill any? Maybe I'll want to do so on purpose."