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Tim, I've literally never been kayaking. Aren't they usually only for one person?

[He's not going to mention that he doesn't have much of a life outside of work or whatever activities he thinks someone else will enjoy. Except...]

There's a carousel at the London Zoo I used to ride as a treat. They have one here that's not bad...