With a half cat man? Never. With a coworker? More frequently then I think you'd like to hear about. [He probably shouldn't look so proud and smug when he says that.

Although for Jon's sake he quickly relents a little bit.] And I'm not saying we even have to do anything. You just don't need to run off all embarrassed. Look! I can even make one of those statements you love so much. Statement of Tim Stoker and the day my boss had some fun pretending to be a cat for awhile. Jon turned into a cat for a bit and enjoyed himself for awhile. The end. [Clearly the most detailed statement ever.]