Duplicity Inbox

[alwayskayaking]

Duplicity Inbox

You've reached Tim Stoker. I'm out at the moment. Leave me a message and I'll return your call soon.

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[permanentlyexhaustedbird]

I guess you might have to ask him then?

[alwayskayaking]

Yes. But I've had a lot of stuff kill my family and friends. So you can piss off if you want to try to call me a coward.

[alwayskayaking]

Shall I bring anything with me besides some lube and harnesses?

[alwayskayaking]

I don't know. Maybe I don't want to know the answer.

[bakudan_bambino]

I wasn’t trying to

[He thinks that’s a pretty good reason to be scared of a lot. Gokudera isn’t a fan of the defensive attitude, though.]

but I can piss off anyways

[treading_water]

[ Edward touches at it with concern. It feels nice, but there's... very little of it. ]

This is a slingshot.

[vintsparkler]

Any other toys or tools you think would heighten the experience for yourself and others, by all means.

[alwayskayaking]

Same.

When I get a couple kayaks together I'll be sure to let you know.

[canttrickmeanymore]

oh yeah - cool.
if you're ambitious enough, we could make them

[ he has 2 jobs and his previous dominant had no problems letting him spend money, but he still aims for the less-expensive options... every time ]

[alwayskayaking]

Naw, not stretchy enough. You'd rip those so I don't suggest trying to slingshot your sack at anyone.

Think of it more as... dental floss.

[alwayskayaking]

If you're not going to help me figure out where this came from then, yes. I'd like you to stop wasting my time.

And also be careful. Until we confirm this wasn't actually from the city then we could all be in danger if this thing keep spreading around.

[bakudan_bambino]

Fine!

I'm going to keep spreading it around.

[alwayskayaking]

Why!? If this is from the city you could be killing someone!

[bakudan_bambino]

Because the sex bomb didn't come from the city

[alwayskayaking]

How do you know that for sure?

[bakudan_bambino]

Because I know who started it and I'm protecting their identity.

[alwayskayaking]

And why should I believe you after you've already lied to me once?

[bakudan_bambino]

You can believe whatever the fuck you want but I know who started it and that it's just a harmless prank

[alwayskayaking]

I've never tried to make a kayak before. I'm not sure how to make one.

[permanentlyexhaustedbird]

I certainly don't so I'm not asking him for you.

[not_actually_a_bad_guy]

Rude just laughs at the lack of modesty, he is not at all surprised at that. The mention of the showers just has him smirking though. "Sounds like a good plan as long as you don't mind it being in public."

[canttrickmeanymore]

we can probably find instructions somewhere
of course, here, the instructions probably have extra steps like 'give someone a blowjob'
we can probably skip those and still build the kayak all right

[alwayskayaking]

Sure you do. [He sees no reason to believe Gokudera.]

[alwayskayaking]

The internet does tend to have information on basically everything. Including blowjobs.

[bakudan_bambino]

You asked, and that's my answer.

[Now who is wasting whose time?]