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[alwayskayaking]

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[canttrickmeanymore]

oh yeah - cool.
if you're ambitious enough, we could make them

[ he has 2 jobs and his previous dominant had no problems letting him spend money, but he still aims for the less-expensive options... every time ]

[alwayskayaking]

I've never tried to make a kayak before. I'm not sure how to make one.

[canttrickmeanymore]

we can probably find instructions somewhere
of course, here, the instructions probably have extra steps like 'give someone a blowjob'
we can probably skip those and still build the kayak all right

[alwayskayaking]

The internet does tend to have information on basically everything. Including blowjobs.

[canttrickmeanymore]

one of the most useful and most agonizing inventions of the 20th century

[alwayskayaking]

It is and I don't think I'd want to go back to a time without it.