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[alwayskayaking]

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You've reached Tim Stoker. I'm out at the moment. Leave me a message and I'll return your call soon.

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[permanentlyexhaustedbird]

Tim's gift for Sally and Tim Stoker will be run over by courier, a vibrant redhead who will get her to sign for three packages before disappearing at top speed.

It will be a USB thumb drive which when Sally has a chance to plug into a computer will contain files for an expertly made website for her new publishing company. It has an easy way to automate updates and change section as they please. There's also a contract for a new lease to office space at the Community Centre, something that charges only as much as they're paying for their current premises (exactly in fact, as if he knows) or the equivalent in volunteer hours at the actual Centre itself.

Sally's gift will be a few cute outfits that he's obviously picked out for her.

Tim Stoker's gift will be some pamphlets on self-defence classes at the Community Centre and a small self-defence kit with personal pepper spray and such. There will also be a mug

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[alwayskayaking]

Thanks Tim! The website looks amazing! And I don't suppose you're the one teaching these classes, are you?

[There was no way Tim wasn't getting thanked for this.]

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[permanentlyexhaustedbird]

You're welcome and I teach some of them, although I've got ex-army on another and my brothers on more of them so I would say everyone is pretty well trained.

How we are as teachers is debatable?

[alwayskayaking]

I wouldn't mind learning some of your moves. I'm looking forward to see just what sort of teacher you are.

[permanentlyexhaustedbird]

No pressure or anything but yes, feel free to turn up to the next class and we can get you started.

[alwayskayaking]

Then I'll see you later, teach! Merry Christmas.