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You've reached Tim Stoker. I'm out at the moment. Leave me a message and I'll return your call soon.

[She smirks at him.] I've heard that, too. Worst sort, in fact. Bad at putting the toilet seat back down.

Uh oh... My other submissive is a man. You might end up falling into the toilet a lot.

Egads![Playful(ish) exaggeration. Ish.] I'll need a lever and a hook to use the loo.

I must be mad.

The best people are a little mad at least. I'll leave a bell for you to ring for help every time you fall in.

Lewis Carroll can only get you so far, Tim. But I guess I'll just have to do with the bell.

And I'll try to remember to put the seat down occasionally, but no promises. And of course I can't speak for the other guy.

You have your own bathroom.

But what if yours is closer and I really need to use the loo?

Just... Just close the lid and wash your hands.

I promise to always wash my hands, I'm not a heathen, but I make no promises about the lid.