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[alwayskayaking]

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[alwayskayaking]

[Tim instantly thinks about Jon, but is smart enough not to voice it.] Yeah, but who really needs more targets when those two are big enough as it it?

[chrisisofaith]

Because they're barely worth the time we've already spent on them.

You know if they knew we were talking about them, they'd take that as praise enough, all they crave is attention, it's a bigger injury to ignore them.

[alwayskayaking]

People like that are exhausting. I rarely have time to spend on them.

[chrisisofaith]

I couldn't agree more, and yet they always seem to find an audience.

Good thing there's sane people about.

Did Sasha leave you any of the milkshakes?

[alwayskayaking]

Of course not, and now I'm heartbroken!

[chrisisofaith]

Tragic
It was from a place called Legendairy, get yourself two and don't share
then you can join in her impending stomach ache

[alwayskayaking]

No, I want to be at my best when she needs cuddles to recover from poor life choices.

[chrisisofaith]

Aw what a selfless fiancé, there ought be more like that to the world

Well, enjoy your regretful cuddles

[alwayskayaking]

And I wouldn't change a thing about her.

Thanks, I believe I shall go do that right now.