Duplicity Inbox

[alwayskayaking]

Duplicity Inbox

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[permanentlyexhaustedbird]

There's no identifying information on there and you'd have to narrow it down to which idiot this week did this. In this city.

The fact that it's more than one wears away at my sanity.

[alwayskayaking]

Actually, that's a good point. I know too many people who might have tried something like this.

[permanentlyexhaustedbird]

I think you have to talk to your friends about their choices.

[alwayskayaking]

They're not close friends? But I will.

[permanentlyexhaustedbird]

That's good. Haven Hospital needs fewer emergencies that involve foreign objects and human orifices.

[alwayskayaking]

God, now I can't help but wonder what is the worst thing they've seen shoved up someone's arse.

[permanentlyexhaustedbird]

Probably some sort of christmas tree ornament. He has made his own little PSAs on the network against using those.

[alwayskayaking]

That could be the most numerous, but doesn't mean they're the worst.

[permanentlyexhaustedbird]

I guess you might have to ask him then?

[alwayskayaking]

I don't know. Maybe I don't want to know the answer.

[permanentlyexhaustedbird]

I certainly don't so I'm not asking him for you.

[alwayskayaking]

Good. Lets both agree to never ask him. In fact, let's pretend we ever talked about this.

[permanentlyexhaustedbird]

Nah, I'm going to tell him about this conversation tonight. I think he'd find it funny.

[alwayskayaking]

I have no problem with this. Although if he does give you an answer - I don't think I want to know it.