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[alwayskayaking]

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[alwayskayaking]

What, really? There is a guy on the network who won't shut up about being a super hero.

They're usually people who fight villains. In comic books they can have powers. Or it's rich people like that Beck guy on the network who build cool things to fight crime.

Although don't believe Beck. He's an ass and not an actual super hero.

[chrisisofaith]

Who? Beck? Beck won't shut up about anything, I tuned him out a long time ago.

Oh
Well
Then I don't know who you meant before, but to be honest, if I hear someone going on about being a hero, particularly a 'super' hero, then they sound so far up their ass, they can't recall the color of the sky

so they're not to my interests.

[He likes to keep track of the network and the people on it, but he was also a victim to his own attention span and arrogance. If someone was dull, they were easily bypassed.]

[alwayskayaking]

Honestly, not listening to that bloody prick is probably for the best. He says nothing but lies anyway.

[chrisisofaith]

Him and the Chevalier.
Why anyone pays that man the time of day I will not understand
Nor particularly care to

[alwayskayaking]

Yes! The Chevalier! How does he still have people to fall over him? I mean, I won't say he's ugly, but he's not exactly a stunning creature. [Okay, if Tim wasn't mad at Chev then he might have thought him as stunning, but he is.]

[chrisisofaith]

He could be the most beautiful man in the world and I'd not look at him twice, he's shallow, insecure, dull, and a waste of effort.

You'd not see an inch for the foot you'd offer.

[Chris does not, in fact, think he's the most beautiful man in the world...he would take Jon any day of the week over the Chevalier.]

[alwayskayaking]

It's been awhile since I've gossiped with anyone. I admit; didn't think it would be with you. Not that I mind, just surprised.

[chrisisofaith]

Honestly, I couldn't say I expected it either, but also similarly, I don't mind it at all.
Gossip is good for the soul, in moderation.

[alwayskayaking]

Especially when it's targets who deserve it.

[chrisisofaith]

Most assuredly, especially when said 'targets' aren't worth causing strife over normally either.
Like venting.
Though, I'm struggling to think of anyone else right now

[alwayskayaking]

[Tim instantly thinks about Jon, but is smart enough not to voice it.] Yeah, but who really needs more targets when those two are big enough as it it?

[chrisisofaith]

Because they're barely worth the time we've already spent on them.

You know if they knew we were talking about them, they'd take that as praise enough, all they crave is attention, it's a bigger injury to ignore them.

[alwayskayaking]

People like that are exhausting. I rarely have time to spend on them.

[chrisisofaith]

I couldn't agree more, and yet they always seem to find an audience.

Good thing there's sane people about.

Did Sasha leave you any of the milkshakes?

[alwayskayaking]

Of course not, and now I'm heartbroken!

[chrisisofaith]

Tragic
It was from a place called Legendairy, get yourself two and don't share
then you can join in her impending stomach ache

[alwayskayaking]

No, I want to be at my best when she needs cuddles to recover from poor life choices.

[chrisisofaith]

Aw what a selfless fiancé, there ought be more like that to the world

Well, enjoy your regretful cuddles

[alwayskayaking]

And I wouldn't change a thing about her.

Thanks, I believe I shall go do that right now.