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[alwayskayaking]

Duplicity Inbox

You've reached Tim Stoker. I'm out at the moment. Leave me a message and I'll return your call soon.

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[canttrickmeanymore]

yes, i'm aware
from first-hand experience
i'll pass on the sea monster thanks

[alwayskayaking]

Wait. I think I remember now. [It was sometimes hard to notice at first when just looking at photos. Plus, he had been very distracted by his own death at the time.] You were on that ship, weren't you?

[canttrickmeanymore]

i was, yes
and then i got bitchslapped by a kraken and then i wasn't

[alwayskayaking]

Yeah. My wife and I were there as well. In fact, that is what made us decide to get married. It made us realize that we have no idea when one of us might vanish or not come back from the dead.

[canttrickmeanymore]

we had a good-sized crew
i'm sure i saw you, but i dunno if i ever got your name at the time - which seems kinda rude now that i think about it. sorry about that

[alwayskayaking]

It's alright. I didn't get your name either. I'm sure that would have been different if the trip had gone as planned.

[canttrickmeanymore]

that's probably true.
i'm Peter, btw. not sure if you got that with the network sending random messages around

[alwayskayaking]

It's hard to tells sometimes when they're sending truths or lies. So it's nice to have confirmation.

And I'm Tim. Good to meet you Peter.

[canttrickmeanymore]

nice to meet you too
it always surprises me when the 'misfires' are clean

[alwayskayaking]

Same.

When I get a couple kayaks together I'll be sure to let you know.

[canttrickmeanymore]

oh yeah - cool.
if you're ambitious enough, we could make them

[ he has 2 jobs and his previous dominant had no problems letting him spend money, but he still aims for the less-expensive options... every time ]

[alwayskayaking]

I've never tried to make a kayak before. I'm not sure how to make one.

[canttrickmeanymore]

we can probably find instructions somewhere
of course, here, the instructions probably have extra steps like 'give someone a blowjob'
we can probably skip those and still build the kayak all right

[alwayskayaking]

The internet does tend to have information on basically everything. Including blowjobs.

[canttrickmeanymore]

one of the most useful and most agonizing inventions of the 20th century

[alwayskayaking]

It is and I don't think I'd want to go back to a time without it.