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[alwayskayaking]

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Text; un: Ravens (Backdated to 8/9)

[chrisisofaith]

i just sent your fiancée flowers and two milkshakes
i told her she didn't have to share them
so i'd go to her and help her before she gives herself brainfreeze

[...]

more brainfreeze

[alwayskayaking]

Should I be asking why you're buying her two milkshakes if that is a concern? As she is wise to drink them quickly before they melt.

[Sasha is perfect and he will defend her bad choice to get brain freeze because she is perfect.]

[chrisisofaith]

Well I expected she would share with you
Or put one in the freezer

[alwayskayaking]

Never trust Sasha with free ice cream.

Flowers for me to share as well? [Something he highly doubts.]

[chrisisofaith]

You're certainly welcome to them
Have you seen their little dicks?

[alwayskayaking]

What is????? If we weren't in Duplicity I would swear those are photoshopped. You're sending my bride to be dick flowers instead of dick pics????????????

[chrisisofaith]

tim i'm gay
also what

[alwayskayaking]

You can still send dick pics while gay. And I don't recall even saying it has to be your own. Maybe you just want her expert opinion on if one looks good or not.

[chrisisofaith]

so you're saying you'd not be offended if i sent sasha dick pics so long as it's for expertise reasons?
good to know
i offered to take her shopping, maybe we should go to one of those dick galleries too
just look at dicks and judge the shape and size

[alwayskayaking]

If she wants them, why should I have an issue with it? Who doesn't like a good photo of a dick?

I heard there is a gift shop there where you can buy dildos shaped as your favorite ones. Maybe pick up one or two on your way out.

[chrisisofaith]

Maybe we will. Gonna look for the weirdest and biggest ones.

Oh but did you get roped into that orientation a few months back where LIES had you make a casting of your own dick?
Cause it's transformative

[alwayskayaking]

I did. Although honestly that is a class I would have willingly signed up for if I had been asked. [No shame to be found here.]

[chrisisofaith]

Right? And I'd do it again. I got glow in the dark, but there's real promise in something clear if that's doable.

Which it should be, it's all modern shit here, right?

[alwayskayaking]

Oooh, glow in the dark? Excellent idea! No need to turn the lights back on!

[chrisisofaith]

I wonder if they make glow in the dark other things. Restraints mostly.

I bet glowing body paint would be fun too.

There's a whole untapped possibility here.

[alwayskayaking]

Glow in the dark lube? You'd always hit the right spot. A big glowing circle.

[chrisisofaith]

A fair point. Might need to be careful, could end up with a glowing mouth.

Another thought though, I'm sure you've not done anything with invisibility, but have you tried anything with clear dildos: either glass or whatever that clear flexible stuff is that's like plastic?

Cause there's something to being able to watch a body stretch around what you're doing.

[alwayskayaking]

I admit to not being brave enough to try shoving glass up my ass just yet. I've managed to avoid becoming an internet story about weird things doctors have found stuck up butts and shard butt is something I think I'd like to avoid becoming known for.

[chrisisofaith]

There's glass designed for it you monster, it's stronger than you think

But I might laugh if you showed up in Haven with such a delicate problem

[alwayskayaking]

I know, but it's still glass. What if, I don't know, I roll off the bed by accident or something?

[chrisisofaith]

You often rolling around in a tussle while there's toys up your ass?

[alwayskayaking]

Depending on the partner and scene we're playing?

Maaaaaybeeee~~~

[chrisisofaith]

Now that sounds like a way to end up in a hospital.

Tussling with fucking is one thing. Guess it depends on the toy...

[alwayskayaking]

It does. I don't tend to do much rolling about in bed if something sharp is in play.

Although I actually haven't run into may people who I'd trust with sharp things in my bed here in this city.

[chrisisofaith]

Honestly? Neither have I much, but I'm picky for most things that give control to another. Done the sharp side plenty, however.

Does that sort of play interest you?
Not that I'd expect you'd want my hand either, understandably, I'm just surprised.